Murder in Blueberry Junction.

LITERATURE.

Agatha Christie mystery novels are crack for the sedentary literary set.

When I retire, I want to be the world's foremost authority on Poirot. I'll never have to write a word of criticism.


DIET AND EXERCISE.

I have eaten the world in the past week. Stupid lady-times.

I'm exercising three days on, one day off for the next week or two. I'm exhausted, and I haven't lost a pound. I took two naps yesterday and still fell asleep by two and slept until eleven.

I want to lose weight, but every time I'm more hesitant to commit to the self-loathing that is a necessary part of any weight-loss effort.

147.5lbs.