Feeling guilty

For continuing to talk smack about the dude in girls' pants, who had just rented two films and left the TLC, as he walked back up to my desk and asked to exchange one of the DVDs he had rented a minute earlier.

These days, they make dudes' jeans that fit dudes as well as women's pants fit ladies. I suppose the appeal of his particular pair was the line of five buttons down the crotch.