Recall the mouse story.

Like many other college students who move off-campus for the first time and have much freedom and money and less responsibility--I now have a pet(s).

Three female fancy mice. Last night's incident inspired me.

Their tentative names are Webster (fat and ginger), Roget (medium and lilac with white lightning bolt down her face), and Oxford English Dictionary (tiny, white with lilac spots), also called "Oxie."

Roget and Oxie are smart, but Webster keeps running the same circle around the cage. I'm a little worried for her. Possibly she has the beetus.