Monday, October 27, 2008

Webster is officially the dipshit of the Allies.

Woken twice in the night because Webster, that dumb shit, got stuck on the highest platform in the cage and couldn't get down. I had to place her on the floor of the cage.

This morning I removed the platform permanently.

Take some time and admire the irony: Webster, the mouse named for the American verbal reference deity, spends her time eating, running around in the same damn circle, and getting herself into situations she can't get herself out of. Roget (French) and Oxford English Dictionary (UK), on the other hand, are doing just fine.

1 comment:

Mariel said...

You named your mice after dictionaries? Awesome.